Improper Tea

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Hot damn! For an orgasmic afternoon delight.

Tasting Notes: Malt, Vanilla

Indulge in a provocative twist on the classic Earl Grey tea. Infused with the distinctive aroma of bergamot and enhanced by velvety hints of vanilla and malt, this black tea blend offers a complex, captivating flavor profile. Perfect for enthusiasts seeking a luxurious morning ritual or an elegant afternoon refreshment, it pairs wonderfully with both sweet and savory treats. Whether unwinding solo or hosting an upscale tea party, this tea promises a uniquely sensual experience that titillates the palate and elevates any occasion.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Adulting Sucks

This tea definitely does not.

Tasting Notes: Candy Ginger, Peach

Escape the mundane with this invigorating black tea blend, designed to make your daily grind a bit more bearable. With a robust flavor profile that combines the classic richness of black tea with playful hints of citrus and spice, it's the perfect pick-me-up for those long days that demand a little extra. Ideal for early mornings or afternoon slumps, this tea provides a delightful boost that reinvigorates both body and spirit. Pair it with your favorite breakfast or afternoon snack for a truly refreshing tea experience that helps you tackle your to-do list with a renewed zest.

Ingredients: Black tea, Papaya, Blackberry leaves, Ginger, Peach, Calendula, Marigold and Sunflowers petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant).

B*tch, Be Balanced

50% Namaste 50% F*ck off

Tasting Notes: Floral, Earthy

Find your center with this harmonious green tea blend, expertly crafted to bring balance to your busy life. Infused with a soothing mix of herbal ingredients like chamomile, mint, and lemongrass, each sip is a step towards tranquility. This tea is perfect for those seeking a moment of calm amidst the chaos of daily routines. Ideal for meditation, relaxation, or a peaceful start to the morning, it helps soothe the mind and rejuvenate the spirit. Enjoy it hot for a comforting warm beverage or iced for a refreshing cool down, making it a versatile choice for year-round enjoyment.

Ingredients: Green tea

Calm the F Down

Sip in, breathe out.

Tasting Notes: Lemon, Sage

Unwind after a hectic day with this calming herbal tea blend, meticulously crafted to soothe your senses and ease your mind. Featuring a serene mix of chamomile, lavender, and mint, each cup is a tranquil retreat from the stresses of daily life. Ideal for relaxing evenings or preparing for a restful night's sleep, this tea promotes relaxation and reduces anxiety with its gentle, soothing properties. Whether you're looking to decompress after work or enjoy a quiet moment to yourself, this blend offers the perfect escape, ensuring a peaceful respite that helps you reset and recharge.

Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Chai Me A River

Crappy day? Just steep away from it all.

Tasting Notes: Chai Sugar Cookie

Immerse yourself in the rich, spiced flavors of this captivating chai blend. Infused with a symphony of traditional spices like cinnamon, cardamom, cloves, and ginger, each sip transports you to a world of warmth and comfort. Perfect for chilly mornings or cozy afternoons, this tea is a delightful companion for both solitude and social gatherings. Its robust and aromatic profile not only invigorates the senses but also provides a comforting warmth that's ideal for relaxation or rejuvenation. Brew a pot to enjoy the full-bodied flavor that invites you to slow down and savor life's moments.

Ingredients: Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Calendula petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant).

Cozy AF

Get under a blanket and binge watch the day away.

Tasting Notes: Cinnamon Bun

Wrap yourself in the comforting embrace of this rooibos tea blend, perfect for those crisp evenings or lazy weekend mornings. Infused with a soothing mix of cinnamon and cardamom, it offers a warm, spicy aroma that enhances the naturally sweet, nutty flavor of rooibos. Ideal for sipping by the fire or under a cozy blanket, this tea is your go-to for ultimate relaxation and warmth. It’s caffeine-free, making it a wonderful choice for unwinding at the end of the day without disrupting your sleep. Brew a cup and let the stress of the day melt away as you indulge in this comforting, heartwarming beverage.

Ingredients: Rooibos, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black + White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg

F$%^ Off

Leave me alone, I’m drinking tea.

Tasting Notes: Strawberry, Lemon

Unwind with this bold black tea blend, designed for those moments when you need to clear your mind and enjoy some undisturbed peace. Infused with a subtle hint of citrus and natural flavors, this tea offers a smooth, robust taste that commands attention and respect. It's the perfect companion for mornings when you need to set a strong tone for the day or evenings when you want to disconnect and recharge in solitude. Each cup delivers a powerful flavor profile that helps assert your boundaries and reclaim your space, making it an ideal choice for anyone looking to enjoy a moment of uncompromised personal time.

Ingredients: Black tea, Lemon balm leaves, Strawberry pieces, Calendula, Sunflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

F*ckin' Hot Mess

When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fucked Up).

Tasting Notes: Juicy Raspberries

Embrace the chaos with this bold green tea blend, crafted to match your whirlwind lifestyle. Infused with fiery spices and a hint of citrus, this tea is designed to energize and invigorate. Perfect for those mornings when you need an extra kick to get going or for an afternoon boost that doesn't overwhelm, it's an ideal companion for anyone who thrives in the fast lane. The combination of high-quality green tea and stimulating spices offers a balanced yet powerful flavor that wakes up the senses, providing a much-needed reset for those hectic days. Sip on this dynamic blend and tackle your challenges head-on with renewed vigor.

Ingredients: Green tea, Raspberry pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Happy F*ckin' Birthday

Mirror Showing Years, but This Tea Brings Cheers!

Tasting Notes: Cherry, Caramel

Celebrate another year with a cup of this spirited black tea blend, the perfect toast to your special day. Infused with vibrant flavors of strawberry and lemon, this tea captures the essence of a festive birthday cake in every sip. Its lively, fruity notes are complemented by a hint of floral undertones, creating a delightful and refreshing beverage that's ideal for party moments or a quiet birthday morning. Enjoy it hot to savor the warm, comforting aromas or iced for a cool, rejuvenating treat. It's more than just a tea—it's a birthday celebration in a cup, making each sip as joyous and memorable as the day itself.

Ingredients: Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Hot As F&$%!

The tea you’d swipe right for.

Ingredients:  Green tea, Jasmine petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Hungover

Steep away from last night’s drunk-texting.

Tasting Notes: Smooth, Fresh, Creamy

Soothe the aftermath of a night out with this revitalizing rooibos tea blend, specifically crafted to ease your recovery. This caffeine-free blend provides a gentle, soothing effect that helps settle your stomach and calm your senses. Ideal for the morning after, this tea supports hydration and aids in detoxification with its natural ingredients, offering a comforting remedy to help you bounce back. Enjoy its smooth flavor as a warm cup to rejuvenate or as a cool iced tea for a refreshing lift, making it a must-have for restoring balance after indulgent evenings.

Ingredients: Rooibos, Spearmint, Lemongrass, Nettle, Lavender, Passion flower, Lemon verbena, Rose petals, Willow bark, Plum and Mallow petals.

Inbox Insanity

An escape from the day’s shit show.

Tasting Notes: Earthy, Citrus, Cooling

Navigate the chaos of daily emails and endless to-dos with this revitalizing herbal tea blend. Crafted to boost focus and reduce stress, it combines the soothing properties of ginger, licorice, and tulsi with the refreshing clarity of dandelion and burdock root. This blend is your perfect desk companion, helping to clear your mind and soothe your spirit amidst the hustle of work life. Ideal for sipping during a busy day, it offers a moment of calm and a burst of rejuvenation, ensuring you stay sharp and centered. Enjoy this tea hot for a comforting pause or chilled for a cool refresher, making it a versatile ally in managing your inbox and your sanity.

Ingredients: Peppermint, Ginkgo leaves, Orange, Turmeric, Pumpkin pieces, Safflower petals.

Men are Morons

For all the single women who’d rather drink tea than date online.

Tasting Notes: Toasted Caramel

Unleash your inner sass with this bold black tea blend, a cheeky concoction that combines the classic depth of black tea with a twist of humor and empowerment. Perfect for those mornings when you need an extra kick or an afternoon pick-me-up, this tea delivers a robust flavor profile that's both invigorating and satisfying. The blend is designed to be a conversation starter, offering a deliciously strong cup that pairs perfectly with a good book or a chat with friends. It's more than just a tea—it's a statement in every sip, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys their beverage with a side of attitude.

Ingredients: Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Pucker Up, Buttercup!

What you need before you brave the day. Cuz it’s a dog-eat-dog world.

Tasting Notes: Zesty Lemon, Sweet Mango

Energize your taste buds with this zesty herbal tea, a lively blend that masterfully combines the tangy sharpness of lemon with the sweet subtleties of herbal undertones. Designed for those who appreciate a bold and refreshing twist, this tea is perfect for kick-starting your morning or for a revitalizing afternoon break. Its invigorating flavors not only awaken the senses but also offer a delightful palette cleanser, making it a great choice before meals or as a vibrant conclusion to your day. Each sip delivers a puckering punch of flavor, designed to uplift and energize, making every tea moment an exhilarating experience.

Ingredients: Apple, Hibiscus, Rosehip, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Ray Of F’in Sunshine

Especially for those who sleep in and don’t do fuckin’ mornings.

Tasting Notes: Key Lime Citrus

Brighten your day with this uplifting herbal tea blend, designed to infuse your mornings with a radiant burst of sunshine. This invigorating mix combines the citrusy zest of lemon with a subtle hint of energizing herbs, creating a perfect pick-me-up that refreshes and revitalizes. Ideal for those slow mornings or when you need a natural boost, this tea is like a cup of cheer, helping to elevate your mood and awaken your senses. Its light, zesty flavor makes it a delightful choice for starting the day or as a rejuvenating afternoon treat. Sip your way to a brighter outlook with this energizing, sunshine-packed beverage.

Ingredients: Moringa, Mate, Lemon, Cinnamon, Orange, Strawberry leaves, Butterfly blue pea flowers, Safflower and Calendula Petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Shitty Day

Relief from feeling constipated and full of shit.

Tasting Notes: Tart Berries

Lighten up a sluggish day with this cleverly crafted herbal tea blend, your go-to remedy for those times when you feel a bit... backed up. Infused with nature’s best laxatives like senna leaves and peppermint, this tea is perfect for getting things moving again. It’s not just a tea, it’s a gentle nudge towards digestive happiness. Ideal for easing constipation, its minty freshness and soothing herbs help relax your system and bring comfort. So, brew a cup of this digestive champion and prepare for a satisfying release. Say goodbye to your crappy day and hello to relief with a cheeky smile!

Ingredients: Apple pieces, Hibiscus, Senna leaves, Rosehip, Pomegranate pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Shut Up & Zen

Less talk, more tea. Sip for silence.

Tasting Notes:  Refreshing Watermelon

Find your inner peace with this serene green tea blend, perfectly crafted to help you tune out the noise and tune into zen. Infused with calming lemongrass and soothing sage, this tea is a sanctuary in a cup, ideal for meditation or a quiet moment of reflection. The light, refreshing flavors not only provide a mental escape but also offer a gentle energy boost without the jitters. Whether you're starting your day with intention or need to reset after a hectic schedule, this blend supports mindfulness and relaxation. Sip by sip, it guides you towards a state of tranquility, helping you to shut out distractions and embrace calm.

Ingredients: Green tea, Cucumber slices, Natural flavors (Organic Complaint)

Sick As Shit

Stay the fuck home and sip on this throat-soothing blend.

Tasting Notes: Soothing herbs, Fruity

Revitalize your system with this nurturing herbal tea blend, specially formulated to support recovery during those under-the-weather days. Packed with immune-boosting ingredients like ginger, echinacea, and elderflower, this tea is your comforting ally against colds and flu. Each sip delivers a soothing warmth, easing sore throats and calming coughs, while the natural properties of the herbs work to strengthen your body's defenses. Ideal for those feeling unwell, this tea offers a gentle yet effective way to help clear congestion and alleviate symptoms, ensuring you get the care you need to bounce back stronger.

Ingredients: Ginger, Licorice, Tulsi (Holy Basil), Dandelion leaves, Burdock root, Rose petals, Elder flowers, Safflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Single AF

Get your single ass a berry buzz. No strings attached.

Tasting Notes:  Sweet Strawberries

Celebrate your independence with this vibrant black tea blend, expertly crafted to energize and uplift. Ideal for those embracing the single life, this tea combines bold flavors with a hint of sweetness, reflecting the joys of solo adventures. Each cup is a toast to self-love and freedom, featuring hints of exotic fruits and a splash of citrus to invigorate your senses. Whether you're starting your day with purpose or unwinding in your own company, this tea is your perfect companion, reminding you that being single is not just a status, but a lifestyle filled with endless possibilities and personal growth. Enjoy the liberating taste of embracing your own path, one sip at a time.

Ingredients: Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Sleepy As Sh*t

When counting sheep is a load of crap. Steep for sleep.

Tasting Notes: Citrus, Cooling

Drift into a peaceful slumber with this soothing herbal tea blend, meticulously designed to promote deep, restorative sleep. Infused with a calming mix of valerian root, chamomile, and lavender, this tea is the ultimate nightcap for those seeking a natural solution to insomnia or restless nights. Each ingredient works synergistically to relax the mind and body, easing you into a state of tranquility as you prepare for bedtime. Ideal for nightly routines, this blend helps reduce stress and prepare your senses for a night of undisturbed rest. Brew a cup and let the gentle, soothing flavors lull you into dreamland, ensuring you wake up feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.

Ingredients:  Lemongrass, Peppermint, Camomile, Rosehip, Spearmint, Valerian Root, Hibiscus, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

Wake the Fuck Up

Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend.

Tasting Notes: Citrus, Malt

Jumpstart your morning with this invigorating black tea blend, expertly crafted to deliver a powerful energy boost when you need it most. Packed with high caffeine content and enriched with refreshing citrus notes, this tea is the perfect wake-up call for early risers or night owls needing a second wind. Ideal for busy mornings or midday slumps, its robust flavor not only stimulates the senses but also provides sustained energy without the jitters of coffee. Whether tackling a demanding schedule or gearing up for an intense workout, this tea ensures you're sharp, focused, and ready to conquer whatever the day throws your way.

Ingredients: Black tea